In childhood I was rather wizened. My parents worried about that and often showed me to doctors. However, the University changed my life completely. I suddenly began adding in weight and very quickly!

At first, my parents were glad - at last their son looked like a real man. But in a year my mom told me: "Honey, you should go in some kind of sport." I looked into the mirror. I became really fat and didn't notice how it happened. I didn't have a girlfriend, lost my friends... A single kind of sport didn't attract me more than lying on the sofa and watching TV. So I continued doing nothing and adding in weight until I met her...

Suzan was a simple girl of my age but so tender and innocent that I couldn't help falling in love with her. She studied at the same University. At first we became friends. When she got used to my fatness and even sympathized me, as I thought, I decided to attak.

Once we walked home together and I invited her for a date. She smiled and said: "Do you see that high fence? There's my house behind it. I have a very strict father! He doesn't allow me to meet with stupid, dilatory cowards. So you need to prove him you are not like that. Try to get over the fence and leave your invitation on the threshold. The very day we'll have a date." "Peace of cake" - I replied.

I bought a nice invitation card, wrote a romantic verse on it, took a little stool, a rope and went to Suzan's house. The fence was not very high, but I used my stool because it was very hard to lift such a fat body only with hands. With the help of a rope I lifted my stool and jumped down on another side of the fence. Certainly, I didn't notice a note: "CAREFUL! ANGRY DOG!"

I don't remember how I got back across the fence! I was wet, scared, my trousers were torn and a huge, mad, black dog still was standing in front of my eyes! "Who cares about Suzan!"- I thought and threw the invitation card away. But some days later I saw her again and...decided to try once more.

I framed a plan - to push sleeping drugs into the sausage. The dog grabbed the sausage and ran into its booth. In 15 minutes everything seemed to quiet. I got over the fence with the help of my stool and was going to get to the door. Hardly had I made my first step when the dog ran out of its booth and all my drugs rolled out of the booth too! The cleverest dog ate the sausage and left the drugs! You know, I didn't use the stool - had no time for that! I never ran faster!

My another plan was to avert the dog's attention with the help of a cat. I caught a fat cat in the street (hope it was nobody's) and threw it across the fence. When I almost approached to the door, the cat appeared from nowhere and jumped quickly into my hands! In half a second I saw a rushing dog... Another pair of trousers was torn.

The next month I spent near Suzan's fence. I framed a lot of plans but they didn't work. I wasn't interested in Suzan any longer but in proving myself that I was cleverer than that dog! I didn't use stools any more, I could jump over that fence already. I began losing weight and getting excellent marks in physical training at the University. Even girls started to pay attention to me!

Finally, I won! I plied the dog with alcohol (it liked that!), it switched off and I easily got to the desirable door where left a note: "Dear Suzan, I knew you weren't going for a date with me from the very beginning. Now I don't want either. Thanks for helping me in changing my way of living. Frank."

Frank, 27