I prefer living alone. It’s not that I feel uncomfortable when I have someone in my flat, I don’t, I have lots of friends that stop by very often, but what I can’t stand in my flat is a woman. I hate it when she starts making all things as she likes them to be.

I’m a typical bachelor. My flat is a mess all the time. You won’t believe me, but I think mess is a perfect order. I have my favorite job. I’m an author. I write different stuff and try to keep my head off of all those trifles I face.

I’m a fan of small women with green eyes and red hair. It can sound weird, but I find red-heads more attractive. I had a girl like that many years ago, but she left me because I wasn’t an author then, didn’t have much money, and wasn’t her kind at all. C’est la vie. I could even propose then. What can I say, I was much younger.

A couple years ago I got to know I had some complications with my erection. Erectile dysfunction it is called I guess. It’s when your penis doesn’t work very well and does not do what you want it to do in a certain situation. You know how it goes in such moments for an old bachelor. You are trying your best to prove that her visit wasn’t in vain and will be awarded very well, but it just refuses to help you!

I thought first the number of ‘occasional’ female visitors would go down to nothing, but then a thought occurred to me: if I cannot change a thing, I could at least try to change my attitude to it. I made up my mind to have open relations with women and talk about my problems.

What I found out for myself was that women are crazy about discussing somebody’s problems. What’s more, they feel very comfortable when you ask them for help.

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So, I take her home, make dinner, candles and nice music inclusive, tell her how beautiful she is, no need to hurry, it should take time to make her crazy about your taste and all. Then I start talking about ‘little problem’ we might face, so that I need more time and/or stimulation. She nods, of course, she is very understanding and wants to help ‘poor Billy’. That’s exactly what I need. She is ready to do anything to make me feel better. That’s why my relations with women are very bright and exquisite.

I’m an author and I know how to hook a woman. I can promise her to become a character from my new book, for instance. Or I can promise her to be my steady (can never be fulfilled though). I tried a lot of stuff to treat my ED stuff, including Viagra. But now I know that the best remedy is women, the more the better. ;)

Bill, 53

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