When an old or middle-aged man, buying Viagra at the pharmacy, asks how it works he's just wasting his time. At best the pharmacist will retell the instruction just the way it is written, at worst he will do that in the clever scientific words making the customer feel like talking to a Chinese. Usually it's just because a pharmacist doesn't know all the details about all available medications and doesn't want to be asked more about it.
So what's the use of asking? The same that the man would come home and read the instruction by himself. The thing is that not everyone can understand the instructions (actually their language is quite similar to Chinese), especially elderly people that know nothing about the progressive medicine... but also want to make sex, for example.
Dear grandmas and grandpas, the following detailed information about the use and work of Viagra is for you. Step#1. Consult you doctor before buying Viagra. The doctor will tell you if you may use it and at what dosage -- usually it depends on the number of your illnesses, how serious they are and how old you are. Your doctor can also answer all your questions about Viagra and you will see no need in reading this article. But everyone knows that elderly people often suffer from senility. So after visiting a special doctor some of them would read this article and think: "How interesting! I've never heard anything about Viagra before!" That's who this article is for.
Step#2. Logically, the next step will be going to the nearest pharmacy and buying Viagra itself. After misunderstanding its instruction read the next step.
Step#3. You should agree the approximate time of making love with your partner. It's not a joke! The thing is that Viagra starts working in 30-60 minutes after using it. But it also depends on your age and the dosage you accept. In some cases a man can be ready for making love in 14 minutes. Step#4. Now you've swallowed the magic tablet, on an empty stomach, and, perhaps, have the following question: " What's going on inside of me? " or " I'm so hungry! What kind of sex is this on an empty stomach?! " I think that part of your body which is below your stomach is much more important at such moments. Now I'll answer the first question. Everything is very easy: this blue tablet contains various biologically active components that widen the arteries around your genitals. It means that more blood can flow to your penis thus it becomes strong and is ready to act. But! You shouldn't just be sitting on the sofa, reading the last sport news and waiting until Viagra works. That won't do! Sexual stimulation is still required so ask your partner to organize a strip show for you (and don't worry that she is already 60 -- she can do that much better than you think!).
Step#5. Do you really think I'm going to describe the details of making sex? No way! I'm sure you are experienced enough in it.
Step#6. Don't promise your partner another sexual act for today after having sex. Remember: you shouldn't use Viagra more than once per 24-hour period, otherwise it may cause serious side effects. Better go to the kitchen and eat something. Did you forget that your stomach is empty?
I hope this instruction will be understandable and useful for everyone. Good luck and be careful -- you are not 20 any longer! AM.
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